16 Things...

There are a few of these things going around the interwebby thing at the moment, so I thought I would jump onboard :)

16 Things you will never hear a Professional Photographer say...

1. Yes, I would be happy to photograph your little event or product for free just to get exposure.

2. Photoshop is so much better than Lightroom

3. You are right... it is the big expensive camera that makes the photos so good

4. Yes, I will give you all the wedding photos in RAW format unedited.

5. Buy an 18-250mm lens... it is all that you will ever need.

6. I managed to get my post processing workflow down to less than 5 minutes per image.

7. An Apple monitor definitely has the best colour.

8. I photograph everything at 1/200sec f5.6 just to be safe.

9. No worries, I will get all the edited photos to you in a few hours.

10. Travelling is easy... I just throw all my camera equipment into my check-in luggage.

11. I wish I could take photographs like that other photographer.

12. Dull, grey days are so boring.

13. Yes, I use Aperture Priority... makes things so easy.

14. I wish all the people would stop moving so I can get them in sharp focus.

15. Yeah, I carry all of this camera gear around just to look Professional.

16. Why won't someone hire me... I think my photos are really good (okay - I admit that we think this, sometimes).

Naturally all this is a little tongue in cheek, as I love my work and would never make a joke about it... apart from today, obviously :P